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Coffee 2:24 Fri Jul 13
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There I was having a crap and some fucker photoshopped me onto this.

Sarge 11:06 Sun Jul 15
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Is the lino saying to the out of shot ref

'Blimey. They 've made caroll captain. This must mean he s 100% fit for the new season"

Darlo Debs 12:31 Sun Jul 15
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line dancing club annoyed at flash bugger that tries cossack dancing too.

gph 5:39 Sat Jul 14
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Can he levitate the ball like that?

Carrying the ball along the pitch twenty feet above it before bringing it down in the opposition box could see us finish the season with 114 pts.

Although it might finish football as a spectator sport.

Darlo Debs 4:38 Sat Jul 14
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Is he practising for an alternative future as a tennis umpire? Clever of him.to do.it without the very tall chair.

eswing hammer 1:21 Sat Jul 14
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Full kit wanker crane driver ,jet packs into starting lineup after more West Ham injuries!

Ronald_antly 6:10 Sat Jul 14
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A slight amendment to the opening post;

There I was having a crap when I realised I'd forgotten to drop my shorts and pants.

HairyHammer 5:29 Sat Jul 14
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' Gay Giant West ham player sits out game in terraces refusing to play in colours that do not match or look good'.

HairyHammer 4:52 Sat Jul 14
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'Andy Carroll Injured and out for three months after his eye line accidentally gets a peak of player jumping like kangaroo'

HairyHammer 4:48 Sat Jul 14
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' Swedish player is first to test out the Invisible Ikea high chair'

HairyHammer 4:45 Sat Jul 14
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' Flying Haksabanovic loses his bongo's '

BillyJenningsBoots 2:14 Sat Jul 14
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Man playing invisible keyboard jumps out of hotel window...

claret on my shirt 1:56 Sat Jul 14
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who photo shopped out his horse

Moncurs Putting Iron 1:22 Sat Jul 14
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Trial use of invisibility cloak for set pieces abandoned after Hasksabanovic accidentally Dutch ovens Antonio

The_Phantom 11:46 Fri Jul 13
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Giant invisible duck kicks footballer up the arse in revenge attack

Sarge 11:06 Fri Jul 13
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Zaba "just because my legs have gone doesn't mean I have to wear kids socks"

mallard 10:32 Fri Jul 13
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Russ wins it for me

jack flash 10:31 Fri Jul 13
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New manager introduces bungee jumping to pre-match training

zebthecat 8:51 Fri Jul 13
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Phantom pogo stick thief strikes again

HairyHammer 7:38 Fri Jul 13
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'West ham player regrets having a big plate of beans on toast before game".

Mike Oxsaw 7:36 Fri Jul 13
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Cheerleaders out of shot get their kit off - referee considers a yellow card for bringing a bush into disrepute.

Hermit Road 7:25 Fri Jul 13
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West Ham goalie pinches himself when he sees Carroll starting a game.

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